New Deadwood Movie!!

You must be so excited! Deadwood is getting a new movie! I wouldn't have known or given a fuck about this but it's all over the news/entertainment sites. Why? Because you people won't let this shit die that's why. It was a TV show - A cable TV show on top of it all - that went off the air 13 years ago in 2006. I don't understand. What's with you people? Who could possibly give a fuck. This is it? This is how you want to live your lives? Clinging excitedly, to the hope that they'll make a movie about Deadwood? Seriously? Whatever it's your life. If you want to waste it in front of a television set watching fake cowboys, with fake problems that's fine with me. At least it keeps you off the streets, out of traffic, and away from me.